Popping Bubbles

1. My uncle once accidentally killed my father’s pet rabbit when they were kids. He didn’t tell anyone for 40 years. He still feels guilty about the fact that my Grandma and my Dad both died thinking the rabbit got killed by one of their dogs. (He didn’t mangle it. He took it out of it’s cage and while running away, tripped and fell. SQUISH went the bunny.) He doesn’t know that I know the truth. Hee hee

2. Never in my life have I skydived and I never will.

3. When I was five I was reading at a sixth grade reading level. They didn’t quite no what to do with me in kindergarten.

4. High school was okay. I can’t say I have any desire to go back ever again.

5. I will never forget to go around he security checkpoints at the airport. I have a pacemaker and going through one would be B-A-D.

6. Once I met a rock star who I was obsessed with. It was quite a let down.

7. There’s this boy I know who might be the silliest, smartest, most clever, adorable five year old you will ever meet. (No bias here.)

8. Once, at a bar, I fell asleep in a bathroom stall after one too many Jagermeister shots. Shut up. It could happen to anyone!

9. By noon, I’m exhausted and ready to go home for the day. I’ve already been at work for six hours by noon!

10. Last night I had dinner with my husband’s whole family. I spent most of the evening making sticker pages with that cute boy up there.

11. If only I had a month off work. Paid of course! 

12. Next time I go to church lightning may strike.

13. What worries me most is that I might disappoint those who love me and rely on me.

14. When I turn my head left I see a boy sitting on the desk playing with my iPhone.

15. When I turn my head right I see a box of tissues, a TV and the old iMac.

16. You know I’m lying when I - I can lie pretty well most of the time. *shifty eyes*

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is being a kid!! The cartoons, the music, the legwarmers!

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be Titania from A Midsummer Night’s Dream. 

19. By this time next year I will be finishing my degree and moving on to my Master’s!

20. A better name for me would be Impatient Mommy. 

21. I have a hard time understanding people’s behavior sometimes. 

22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll - Dude, I’m ALREADY back in school.

23. You know I like you if I tease you. I don’t engage if I’m not interested in you.

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be DigitalRob, followed by LW.

25. Take my advice, never be afraid to speak your mind, stick up for he underdog or follow your bliss.